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Tag: football

Walkers (originally Smiths) Salt n’ Shake

Cricklewood Broadway. The sky is grey and oppressive. A steady stream of traffic flows between the road’s faded markings; the tarmac is puckered from successive resurfacing.

Cricklewood, Crisp assessment, crisp review, crisps, football, history, snacks, walkers

Piper’s Arreton Tomato Crisps

Eight weeks ago, the Ventrilocrisp was playing football. It took a step to the left —nothing unusual—but suddenly, something was … More

Crisp assessment, crisp review, crisps, football, knee injury, piper's, tomato

Cheetos Cheese Flavour Footballs

‘The Ventrilocrisp had high hopes for the footballs, expecting a specimen, like the beautiful game itself, with mass appeal.’ When … More

anger, Crisp assessment, crisp review, crisps, football, poison

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