Cricklewood Broadway. The sky is grey and oppressive. A steady stream of traffic flows between the road’s faded markings; the tarmac is puckered from successive resurfacing.
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BBQ Beef Hula Hoops (Original)
“Watch how long that long-necked bird can hold its breath underwater,” said the Ventrilocrisp, pointing. Floating atop the murky lake, the bird plunged suddenly forwards, its grey feathers dipping below the brown water, out of sight.
Piper’s Arreton Tomato Crisps
Eight weeks ago, the Ventrilocrisp was playing football. It took a step to the left —nothing unusual—but suddenly, something was … More
Gefen Sea Salt Popped Corn Chips
‘The Ventrilocrisp was faced with an existential decision — one that lies at the heart of its crisp reviews. What … More
Off the Eaten Path pea and bean sticks
‘Back in 2019 a recycling presentation at work threw the ethics of the Ventrilocrisp’s practice into question: by and large, … More
Chips à L’Ancienne: Saveur Moutarde
‘The firey tang of the condiment is forceful, travelling from the tip of the tongue to the throat like a … More
Manomasa Manchego and Green Olive Tortillas
‘In describing themselves as ‘king of the tapas table’, the Manomasas are angling for a place at the table. Are … More
Cheetos Cheese Flavour Footballs
‘The Ventrilocrisp had high hopes for the footballs, expecting a specimen, like the beautiful game itself, with mass appeal.’ When … More
Jacob’s Mini Cheddars
‘They are neither a crisp nor strictly a cracker, thus they play by their own rules.’ Time and time again, … More
Smiths Scampi Flavour Fries
‘Here is an unpretentious crisp that understands the meaning of hard graft.’ Last week, the Ventrilocrisp went camping. Between carting … More
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